Ok, I guess today is National "My Co-worker Pisses Me Off and I Need to Vent About It" day.
Not only does she flirt with everyone, but she also wants to be everyone's friend. She even befriends the random delivery guy from the pizza place down the street, and already has his cell phone #. Today she told me she had like 10 days worth of work to do and asked her if I could help her. Here's how the conversation went:
Her: Can you help me out today? I am swimming in a sea of work.
Me: *Points to my bookshelf that has books that have somehow magically deliciously landed there* Sorry, but I have a lot of books on my bookshelf.
Her: *Nods* Yeah, you're right.
Me: Does that answer your question?
Her: I thought I had a lot of work, but you should be giving me YOUR work.
Me: Damn right...now please go bug someone less important than me.
Truth be told...I never have even looked at those books, and don't even know what they are about. This bookshelf was here before I worked here, and I liked the look of it, so I just left it there. All of my work is in drawers and on my desk, but was I going to let her know that? Hell no!
So, for the last 2 hours she's been shooting the breeze with another co-worker of mine. That's fine and dandy, but that co-worker is a bit "violent." She always smacks her knees and walls when she talks. It goes something like this:
Her: Yo...check this out...yo *smacks the wall repeatedly* Madonna busts some serious *knee slappity slap slap slap* moves on stage.
Me: *thinking in my head that I better get some insurance cuz the ceiling might start crumbling*
Her: *Knee slaps* Yo...Janet Jackson *wall punching* is da booooooooooooomb *wall slap* bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!
I agree with her in both instances, but I don't like to start my work day with a bowl of loud noises.
Have you ever dated someone who seemed to be friends with "everyone" and everywhere you went together, he/she would see someone he/she knows? Do you seem to know "everyone?"
She has even added most of her exes on her Facebook. She just wants "everyone" in her life in some shape or form.
Would you or have you added any of your exes on Facebook/Myspace?
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